Sunday, May 29, 2011

Dear Facebook

Dear Facebook,

in future if i am tagged in any pictures depicting me of Da-Gaming, or even standing next to a game, a arcade, or a arcade machine OR anywhere close to the words "Street Fighter", please auto-untag the picture and report it as spam. you need to protect my banner la Bro.

yours sincerely,
Team Xialan (when not in Team Xialan mode)

Why Am I A Da-Gamer



in Singapore, a Da-Gamer is generally categorize as being lower than cockroaches and ants.

taxis don't stop for Da-Gamers.

waiters and waitresses don't serve Da-Gamers.

everywhere you go, society looks at you with dirty eyes and the one same thought,

"oh this guy is quite good-looking, but, he is a Da-Gamer. i don't want to date a Da-Gamer."

often seen lurking around Bugis, for fear of being exposed taking the escalator down to the arcade, the Da-Gamer pretends to queue for Bubble Tea or a meal at MOS Burger, if spotted, quickly takes the elevator up to level 3, round the food court to buy some time.

it is shameful to be known as a "Da-Gamer."

at a friend's birthday chalet, the birthday boy takes many pictures with his family, then his friends from Poly days, and then, his brother asks,

"eh, call your Street Fighter friends take a picture also."

what, Street Fighter friends not human beings also? why must we be segregated to such a degree. i am just a friend you met outside, i am NOT a Street Fighter friend.

today i was introduced as, "the Street Fighter guy." NO. i am just THE guy, not THE Street Fighter guy. call me a boy, a man, a "eh", it is better than calling me a Street Fighter guy.

Da-Gamers are running out of lies to tell their mothers when they go for Gaming events, tournaments or casual Da-Gaming.

and what is worst at being labelled a Da-Gamer, is to be exposed hyping shit up and getting excited over big combos and epic comebacks. society might still TRY to accept you as a Da-Gamer, but a Kaopei Unrefined Da-Gamer, is on a whole new level.

unacceptable.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Bird Bird

One day we'll all be free, that we won't know what to do with ourselves.

As we grow older, we are more afraid of losing the things that we once had such a good hold of... ... When longing becomes futile, we get aggressive. This creates the hate that was suppose to be love... ... If no one pushes, no one pulls. Yet two people pushing, won't solve anything... ... We need to let go when we have to. Let yourself go, and be freed. you are not alone, just lonely. but being lonely doesn't justify your stupidity. 

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Have a break, have a Team Xialan.


good night Xialaners,

it has been an eventful 2 weeks, with the highest level of dogging, tilting and hazing. we have been hard at work shooting our debut Cooking Show in one take, unscripted, then piecing it together and uploading it on YouTube. we hoped you have enjoyed it, because we most definitely enjoyed ourselves making it.

what other fake TV programs would you like to see us cover? because you know we at Team Xialan, we always tell you the truth.

...

so anyway, Team Xialan will be on hiatus for about 2 weeks. Ultra Director Miss Fors has flew off to London to watch Pink Floyd, Boss Vx is hard at work in Azeroth downing bosses of his own and Vice Capt. Jon-san can be spotted weekly at Colosseum, Iluma, pretending to play the lousy scrub game known as MVC3 (Marvel Vs Capcom 3).

until then, you can re-watch Food Xialan Episode 4.5 over and over again, i have conveniently put all the parts into a playlist so you can lie on your bed and masturbate at your favourite scenes.

regards,

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Food Xialan Episode 4.5: Never Cook, Never Bake Oreo Cheesecake - Part FIVE


this is the last segment of Food Xialan Episode 4.5, it comes with a bit of crowd reactions, just so you know, what we made was actually really edible.

it was a fun adventure. we shot it all in one take, downloaded the "beeper" to censor some stuff, and edited the footage down to just under half an hour. we could release the deleted scenes, but i don't know... maybe we'll save that as bonus material for the Team Xialan DVD.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Food Xialan Episode 4.5: Never Cook, Never Bake Oreo Cheesecake - Part FOUR


It's not the end yet! This Oreo Cheesecake comes with Kerning. (If you get pass the cake blending machine, you'll hear Jon-san ranting non-stop about kids owning DSLRs to update their blogs.)

Food Xialan Episode 4.5: Never Cook, Never Bake Oreo Cheesecake - Part THREE


at the turn of the century, Food Xialan Episode 4.5 Part THREE is finally released. COME ON, LET'S GO.

special guest appearances from MAM, Ganesh and Angry Thai Chef.

Food Xialan Episode 4.5: Never Cook, Never Bake Oreo Cheesecake - Part TWO


at the end of a century, Food Xialan Episode 4.5 Part TWO, has finally been uploaded. have a watch.

shoutouts to R-chuasai on this one, the number 1 most hated man in the BlazBlue community.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Food Xialan Episode 4.5: Never Cook, Never Bake Oreo Cheesecake - Part ONE


yes la. we've finally uploaded Food Xialan 4.5, our brand new cooking show, on Youtube! now we shot this shit on HD, so it's been a real bitch to get it uploaded. i think we have over 2 hours of ridiculous footage? but we thought to give you some chance, we watered it down to just over half an hour... we'll be splitting it into 4 parts so stick around for the remainder!

perhaps in Food Xialan 5.5, we could possibly start shooting in 3D.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

littering my mind with your thoughts

i'm not quite myself, when you're not littering my mind with your thoughts. i'm going out of my mind, trying to change yours. pay me back, with sleep. we should be dancing, jumping, shouting and singing. we should not be so polite. what sort of impossible terms do you think i am unable to agree with. what sort of assumptions, have been making an ass out of you and me. i am not a follower, i will think with my own mind. i stop for no one, i cannot be tamed, grab on as we extend our arms, forward, for you, take it. where is the save point, i would like to go back and redo certain parts of my life.